I got needs like any other dude
But that girl of mine ain't in the mood
My girl tells me I am a jerk
But foreplay is just too much work.
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Shower babies! Shower babies!
Foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies.
Shower babies! Shower babies!
Kung fu grip! I don’t mean maybe!
Shower babies! Shower babies!
Five knuckle shuffle and world is hazy!
Shower babies! Shower babies!
Love me so hard it drives me crazy.
Now the only girl to keep me sated
Takes 20 minutes to be inflated
Just because she's not feeling hot
Doesn't mean that the water's not.
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Lather, scrub, rinse, repeat
Her conditioner is quite a treat
Work that gel into a foam
Safe inside the pleasure dome
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Rockets firing into space
Imagining your sister's face
Sweet release. Feeling good.
And no one needs Planned Parenthood.